Im havin a problem with my dumb neighbor?

my neighbor sits on my front lawn and reads multiplication facts and book out loud almost all day. i have told him to get out, but then he does it in his yard. the next day he will be over in my yard. i have also caught him siphoning gas from my car at night. what shold i do
File a complaint with your local police for possible harrassment and theft of the fuel. Try to get pictures of him doing these things and also try to set up a video camera to tape your car and mark the dates on each tape. You can then check them later to see if he is still tampering with your car and stealing your fuel. Also ask the authorities if there is anything else that you can do to protect yourself, your family, and your property. This guy sounds like he's a brick shy of a full load!! Of course this all depends on what state you live in.
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Thats the way I would do it.
Stop posting this garbage. You keep changing your story.
If he's stealing from you , call the police, or his care givers. sounds to me like he's trying to learn math, Where are his family, and how old is he?


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If he is on your property... call the police and they can charge him with trespassing.

If he is sucking gas out of your car, again call the police. At minimum they can charge him with theft... and maybe even a Auto Burglary.

Sounds like he is a nut job... call the police and maybe they can get him committed to the loony bin.